Live from the heart of Politi-land

Record Searchlight editor Silas Lyons penned perhaps his most entertaining column to date for Sunday, offering up a glossary of terms used by folks in Politi-land (a dreamworld where every word has at least two meanings). I found it interesting, seeing that I'm an outraged American hero waging a war on elites' radical agenda (not to mention the lamestream corporate media).

A few examples:

Socialist: Democrat.

Fascist: Republican.

Sexist: Someone who disrespects a female law student who testifies before Congress. Or, someone who disrespects Michele Bachmann. But not both, not in Politi-land.

Agenda: Policy goal, except it sounds scarier, doesn't it?

He's looking for more, so I'll chime in:

RINO, moderate, squish: Anyone who's not as conservative (or at least not as bombastic) as Rush Limbaugh and Mark Levin.